If you didn’t already know, I live my life based on two basic tenets. I was first exposed to these through the 1989 film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.
These are seemingly simple things to believe in, but kind of difficult in…
This is excellent and not just because the handlebars are wangs.
I’m watching it, are you?
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5.13.12
Sometimes my dog looks insane. I love my dog.
Stella is the baddest bitch there is. She also has ten tits.
First purchase for the new apartment.
I want to hang out with Patricia the stripper.
(via wikipedia--brown)
Good ole Melps came up in the shuffle this morning.
Like, if I were in a situation where I was all dirty and stinky and bathing facilities were not available, an apple or two would temporarily satiate my need for hygiene.
I can no longer deny it. I have a problem.
