May232012
May202012
I’m watching it, are you?
83% coverage at 6:35!

I’m watching it, are you?

83% coverage at 6:35!

May142012
monkeythree:

5.13.12
Sometimes my dog looks insane. I love my dog.

Stella is the baddest bitch there is. She also has ten tits.

monkeythree:

5.13.12

Sometimes my dog looks insane. I love my dog.

Stella is the baddest bitch there is. She also has ten tits.

May62012
May52012
First purchase for the new apartment.

First purchase for the new apartment.

May42012
I want to hang out with Patricia the stripper.

I want to hang out with Patricia the stripper.

(via wikipedia--brown)

May32012

Good ole Melps came up in the shuffle this morning.

May12012

Eating apples makes me feel nice and clean.

Like, if I were in a situation where I was all dirty and stinky and bathing facilities were not available, an apple or two would temporarily satiate my need for hygiene.

April282012
I can no longer deny it. I have a problem.

I can no longer deny it. I have a problem.

2AM
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